Are birds even real?
Every pigeon I've ever seen looks surprised to be a pigeon, I probably would be too if all I had to do was wonder around a parking lot contemplating my existence. 

Photo Art Credit: Tom The Printmaster

Info For Humans

01. LARGE Sticker at 5 inches wide 
02. Water proof vinyl 
03. Weather proof coating
04. UV blocking matte silk laminate 
05. Permanent adhesive 
06. Leaves no paper residue behind
07. Made in house